HELLO I'M BACK, YA MISS ME?? and have I got a lot to say!

HAH!! Thought you got rid of me Huh? Well guess what---ya didn't.

I've been busy, living a life!! and not wasting my time sitting around a computer all day and gettin' fat and cuttin' myself off of life.

I'VE BEEN LIVING IT!!!

AAAAHHHHHHhhhhhhh ****sigh**** and it feeeeeeellllllsssss gooooooodddddd.

O.K. my man with the congestive heartfailure and three way pacemaker is still holding his own, yeah folks he still gets tired easily and we have to pace ourselves, so slowing down is not bad. He still has an interest in stuff.

Our dog Beaucephus (that's pronounced Bow Cee Fuss) is still doing her duty protecting us from bad kitties, racoons and possums and the mail person (o.k I don't use 'man' because the mail person is a lady)

So because I've been busy, my Man says I've got to get back to blogging at least once a week, just to let off steam.

For example------after 11 years, Beaucephus has finally learned to open the screen door to let herself out to do her natural duty! I have no idea what took her so long, but considering how stupid the kids that are graduating from school are I can tell you this-------

MY DOG IS SMARTER THAN YOUR HONOR STUDENT!!!!

And these teacher have the nerve to demand more Money!! Hell most of the ones I know are driving BMW's or Hummers!! and I'm still driving around with my first car---a '63 Chevy! And they are driving Hummers!!!!!!!

And what do they teach in school???!!! LIES!!! AND THEIR OWN POLITICAL AGENDA!!!

Hell!! I've worked at my job for nearly 40 years (well I do like my work even if I have to deal with idiots----and they can't fire me---I know where the bodies are buried---and yeah Hoffa is buried in Yankee Stadium) and after all these years, with all my pay raises (which I had to fight for) I'm still earning less than a Teacher with the same education as me, but has only worked for a school district for less than 8 years!!!

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!

I'M TELLING YOU THIS IS WHAT IS NEEDED TO BE BROUGHT BACK INTO SCHOOL

1. School should be year around, no 3 months off for summer---if I have to sweat in a building with an air conditioner that doesn't work--so can they.

2. All Federal holidays should be the same, including the state holidays--for all people who work.

3. School should be in session from 8 in the morning to 6 in the evening 5 days a week except the holidays---I have to work those hours, and so do tons of parents. Oh and school should be from 8 a.m. till 1 p.m. on Saturdays---there are parents who work saturdays too.

4. Campuses should be closed---students cannot leave the campus unless they have an authorized excuse slip confirmed by the school with the parent. And it will keep strangers off campus.

5. Metal detectors---Kids have no rights---but we have the right to protect them----Kids don't know the real thing because they have been conditioned by skinny underdressed broads, and boys that have their pants dropping to the floor who couldn't wipe their asses with both hands.

And unannounced locker and back pack inspections for weapons, alchole and drugs!

6. Sex education and show those old army training films about live birth---I remember them, all the boys threw up . And show what those diseases really look like---the boys then fainted and the girls threw up and took the virginity pledge.

7. Uniforms----no baggy pants, no skits so short they show your butt panties or expose those fat belly buttons. Kids don't have to think twice about what to wear---and Parents save money on clothing---and it eliminates gangsta colors.

8. Parents are going to be forced to take responsiblity for the children's actions because parents influence children by their own bad behavior. And parents do not see the crap that their kids pull.

9. Children must be bussed from designated points to their assigned schools and back---no personal vechiles. Hey saves the parents money on the cost of cars and insurance. Think about it folks, make your kids walk!!! It's good for them! It's Healthy!!

10. If a kid says they don't want to live with their parents then the parent can have them designated as immancipated adults, but then the kids if they are under the age of 19 must go to a boarding school paid by the state and graduate with a a minimun of a 2.50 average and pass the exams for reading, writing, math, science and finance and history. Or go into the military and cannot leave until they complete their education with the same requirement and also committ themselves to 4 years in the military afterwards.

REMEMBER NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE!!!

11. and most important---all graduates get a psyhicatric evaluation before they go into the work place---Don't want anyone going postal ya know.

12. THE SCHOOL SHALL AND MUST HAVE SECURITY CAMERAS THROUGH OUT THE ENTIRE SCHOOL FOR SECURITY INCLUDING THE BATHROOMS AND SHOWERS.
GIRLS SHOWER AND BATHS WILL BE MONITORED BY WOMEN SECURITY OFFICERS.

And there should be a police presence at all times on campus.

TOUGH!!! Hell Yeah it's tought because life has become tough, the culture of the teenager and life has made it tough because of LIBERALS!!!

So you can thank Liberals for bringing us to this sorry state!

REMEMBER THAT!!!!

Mean Kitty with her sharp claws out signing off!